T-Rex: Some folks use computers that are 10 years out of date. A few folks use 20-year-old computers from history times. But computers 50 years out of date are barely used at all!

T-Rex: They're in museums for you to look at when you're bored!!

Dromiceiomimus: So? Technology advances quickly, T-Rex! New computers can do all sorts of things old ones can't!
T-Rex: I know, and that's why I'm so excited for cyborg bodies!! When they advance as quickly as computers do - AND THEY WILL - it'll be INTENSE. Imagine how awesome robot bodies will get! And they'll have CENTURIES to develop!

Utahraptor: Dude, "cyborg" and "robot" are different things! You conflated them there!!
T-Rex: OH NO!

T-Rex: IF ONLY MY BRAIN COULD BE ENHANCED WITH A CHIP THAT KEEPS NEAR SYNONYMS SEPARATE SO THAT I NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN
Utahraptor: ...
T-Rex: I AM ACTUALLY SERIOUS

T-Rex: ALL I WANT OUT OF LIFE IS TO FIX ALL MY PROBLEMS BY ADDING MORE LASER SIGHTS AND ROBOT LIMBS TO MY BODY
T-Rex: WHOAH!
T-Rex: I'M SUDDENLY EXTREMELY AWARE THAT THAT'S THE MOST TRUE SENTENCE I'M EVER LIKELY TO SAY

i made this for you

June 26th, 2012:

Double-sided beautifully-rendered pillows with "Frig" on one side and "Aw geez" on the other, in gorgeous white calligraphy on navy? YES PLEASE. YES THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I AM REALLY GLAD I INVENTED. YES THERE ARE ONLY A FEW THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE THAT YOU DEFINITELY NEED AND I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS ONE OF THEM

One year ago today: kinda wish i called this whole comic series "later, t-rex meets a real wizard"; today's panel six would've been a Really Big Deal

– Ryan