T-Rex: Have you got an inbox full of emails, each demanding a response? Do you feel like "inbox zero" is but a drug-fuelled fantasy?? ARE YOU WHISPERING THE WORD "YES" RIGHT NOW??
Narrator: LIFEHACKS FOR EMAIL
T-Rex: Well listen up, chuckles: everyone who emails you deserves a response and it is madness to believe otherwise. But replying to emails is easy! Simply reply immediately to each email as it comes in with THESE EXACT WORDS: "I hope you find what you're looking for -T-Rex".
T-Rex: You can change the name to your name if you're feeling ambitious!!
Utahraptor: People will notice I'm always sending the same thing!
T-Rex: NOT A PROBLEM.
T-Rex: Mix it up! Choose randomly from "Interesting!", "lol", "how did u get this email address", "HUH!!", and "i dunno babe". People will assume you're replying manually! How retro!!
Utahraptor: Well, that solves my email problem, but leaves me with... an endless stream of interpersonal issues??
T-Rex: Oh, sorry, I thought we were FIXING EMAIL here! SORRY if I fixed it too effectively and now you never have to deal with email again!!
T-Rex: Geez Utahraptor, I hope you find what you're looking for
