Narrator: LET'S LEARN ABOUT... CANADA

T-Rex: Canada! It's more than just a country in North America!

T-Rex: Well, actually, no, that's not true. Factually, it is just a country in North America.
T-Rex: Canada is literally just a country in North America.

Utahraptor: Not really selling me on Canada here, dude!
T-Rex: Okay, hold on, hold on!

T-Rex: CANADA FACTS: Canada is a nation that some people believe is better at certain things than other nations are. Albert Einstein said nationalism is like measles: a disease only children get.
Utahraptor: Still not really sold on Canada here, dude!
T-Rex: THIS IS UNEXPECTEDLY HARD??

T-Rex: Okay wait! Canada is great because nationalism, like all tribalism, allows us to separate individuals into groups and assign group identities whose stereotypes then allow us to judge strangers with ease!!
T-Rex: Canada: check it out sometime!