T-Rex: I've decided that despite the commercialism of the season, I will still be giving out presents to all my friends!
T-Rex: However, I will achieve this by sneaking into their houses and leaving the presents there!
Narrator: SHORTLY...
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I think you should examine your house carefully tomorrow morning!
Dromiceiomimus: Why's that?
T-Rex: I have a hunch you might find some surprises there, is all!
Utahraptor: We'll still know it's you who put the presents there, T-Rex!
T-Rex: True!
Utahraptor: So, if it's not the anonymity you want, why are you going to all the trouble to sneak into our houses?
T-Rex: It's no trouble!
T-Rex: I just like the excitement of giving people presents!
T-Rex: It makes me feel kind of sexy, you know?