T-Rex: Utahraptor, come quick!

T-Rex: I ate a gross fly!!

T-Rex: It was by accident! He just flew in while I was yawning! It might still be alive inside me and THAT'S GROSS, THIS WHOLE THING IS SO GROSS. Bleh!
Dromiceiomimus: Utahraptor's the other way, dude. Also, heads up, he's trying out new nicknames.
T-Rex: AWESOME.

Utahraptor: Hey! What's up, Dixie Cup?
T-Rex: NICE.
T-Rex: Okay, so I ate a fly!!

Utahraptor: Oh! No bigs. If it grosses you out to have it inside you, just induce vomiting and you'll puke it up.
T-Rex: Will he be... dead?
Utahraptor: Yeah, probably.

Narrator: LATER, T-REX IS UPDATING HIS DATING SITE PROFILE:
T-Rex: Ladies, do you want to get with a guy who JUST THIS AFTERNOON vomited up a partially-digested tiny corpse?? BECAUSE IF NOT:
T-Rex: Honestly, I kinda understand??

May 9th, 2012:

NEW DINOSAUR COMICS BOOK, AND IT FEATURES AN INTRODUCTION BY MY HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHER, MS. JANET COVER

Plus, plus! CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING SHIRT:

You're amazing. But how precisely amazing are you? This shirt lets everyone know.

Written in consultation with my Actual Doctor friend, this shirt has fully-accurate information how how amazing you really are. We really did do all the research and calculate all the math. Did you know that if someone ate you they'd gain about 110,000 calories of awesome with over 73000% of their recommended daily intake of Vitamin A? Did you know you come complete with about 6L of air contained in a matching set of meaty carrying cases, 1000 different species of bacteria on your skin alone, one (1) SPOOKY SKELETON, and one (1) liver, uncooked? Because you do! Look, you're amazing. We all know it. NOW.

Because you bought this shirt.

One year ago today: "Goooossssh!" is meant to be a drawn-out "Gosh!" but if you read it as a long-o "Goosh" that's good too, that's just the sound people make when they are sad about no computers. Goooossssh

– Ryan