T-Rex: Sometimes folks have really nice things!
T-Rex: And sometimes I'm happy that folks have really nice things!
T-Rex: But sometimes, I worry that bad things can happen to their nice things, and when I express this worry I have for my friends, this POTENTIAL FUTURE EMPATHY I feel, they get mad!
Dromiceiomimus: Why? What do you say?
T-Rex: Oh, the usual. "Nice thing you have there! It'd be a shame if anything... HAPPENED to it."
Utahraptor: Man, that sounds like a threat!
T-Rex: HOW? How is that a threat?
T-Rex: I'm literally saying two things: a) something is nice, and b) it would be sad if a bad thing happened to the nice thing. BOTH ARE SINCERE.
Utahraptor: But you're saying it like a threat! You're the creepy stranger at night who walks by and whispers "Make sure your doors are locked nice and tight"!
T-Rex: THAT'S CREEPY?!
T-Rex: Oh my gosh that FINALLY explains all the screaming
