God: T-REX REMEMBER THE OTHER DAY WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO ENHANCE THE TIMELINE
T-Rex: Absolutely!!
God: WELL WHY ENHANCE IT ONLY ONCE
T-Rex: ...Holy cow! Why indeed?!
T-Rex: I enhance the past so there's holodecks in the present. And THEN I teach cavepeeps to invent those, and then return to the future and find new entertainment technology SO AMAZING I can't even imagine it right now! I could enhance the timeline over and over until me AND all the other time travellers conclude it can't possibly be enhanced any more!!
Utahraptor: Which leaves us with two possibilities:
T-Rex: Oh?
Utahraptor: One: time travel isn't possible and we're stuck with this timeline.
T-Rex: BOO! LET'S IGNORE THAT ONE.
Utahraptor: Two: time travel IS possible, and this timeline is absolutely the best one anyone could come up with.
T-Rex: BOO! THAT ONE -
T-Rex: THAT ONE GAVE ME THE SAD FEELINGS
