T-Rex: Man, parties used to be awesome! There'd always be somebody hooking up with somebody else and then there would be
T-Rex: DRAAAAMAAAAA
T-Rex: But now everyone I know is in stupid stable, long-term relationships!
Dromiceiomimus: So now you go to parties and just have a good time?
T-Rex: EXACTLY. I miss going to parties and having a good time AND getting sweet gossip!
T-Rex: Sometimes there were even FREE SHOWS
T-Rex: And soon these pals are gonna get MARRIED, and then the party drama stops forever!
Utahraptor: Not necessarily!
Utahraptor: You're forgetting what follows from marriage four out of ten times: DIVORCE.
T-Rex: Holy smokes, you're right! Divorced friends hooking up with each other's exes is going to be INTENSE!
Utahraptor: Guess you've just got to sit tight and wait for the relationships to end!
T-Rex: Oh my gosh it's going to be so great! To watch once in a while at parties I mean, not to have to live it 24/7
T-Rex: Hah hah
