Narrator: MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE
T-Rex: Let us explore them... together!
T-Rex: Okay! Here come the mysteries of the universe!
T-Rex: So! ...Are there any universal mysteries you'd like explored, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: I can't think of any right now!
T-Rex: Okay.
T-Rex: Well, if you change your mind, let me know!
Dromiceiomimus: I will!
Utahraptor: Here's one for you: how come dogs don't laugh?
T-Rex: EXCELLENT!
T-Rex: Rats actually do make a high-pitched noise during play (and when tickled!) which could be laughter.
Utahraptor: I asked about dogs.
T-Rex: Yes, and I answered about rats. This is but one more... MYSTERY OF THE UNIVERSE?
Utahraptor: Weaaaaaak
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Geez, that conversation went WAY better in my head. At least it did when I practised it in the shower, each and every morning during the several weeks leading up to it!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Screw you guys, I'M going back to the shower!!
