T-Rex: Have you ever wanted to study the paranormal? Probably, huh? Well bros, today is your lucky day because we're going up to my attic and examining all those ghosts up there!
T-Rex: Let's see what they REALLY want, bros!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Anyway, Dromiceiomimus, it turns out all the ghosts really wanted to do was sit quietly and be invisible and impossible to touch.
Dromiceiomimus: Ghosts, huh?
T-Rex: Ghosts! They're pretty boring! I guess when you die you're like "Finally, a chance to be invisible and undetectable. I'm not wasting this opportunity by talking to some living dude." Nobody even threw a plate!
Utahraptor: Well, it's only poltergeists that throw things!
T-Rex: What?
Utahraptor: Yeah dude, all poltergeists are ghosts but not all ghosts are poltergeists. You're only one if you've got enough psychokinetic energy in you to interact with the physical plane. Of course, some locations carry their own PK energy.
T-Rex: Hah hah of course
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I wanted to talk about how ghosts are really just the ultimate creepy voyeurs but Utahraptor knows way more than me about ghosts
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 So he probably already knows they're really just the ultimate creepy voyeurs
