Narrator: HAMLET in six panels
T-Rex: This is "The Tragical History of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark" by William Shakespeare!
T-Rex: It is believed to have been written between 1599 and 1601. The play is set in the Kingdom of Denmark, see citation 1!
God: T-REX YOU ARE A) INCOMPETENTLY PLAGIARIZING WIKIPEDIA AND B) QUICKLY RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO CAPTURE ONE OF THE GREATEST WORKS OF ENGLISH LIT
T-Rex: Aw toots!!
God: THAT'S UH
God: THAT'S NOT IN THE PLAY
T-Rex: Okay so it starts out and there's a dad! A g-g-g-ghost dad!
Utahraptor: We should be halfway through by now!!
T-Rex: Okay okay, so Ghost Dad says he died from too much poison and Hamlet's all "Record scratch! Say WHAAAAAT?" then FOUR HOURS OF AUDIENCE TIME LATER, we've all learnt a valuable lesson!
Utahraptor: Which is?
T-Rex: ...Polonius is the best character?
T-Rex: The end!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND!
T-Rex: Shakespeare! How would you sum up "Hamlet" real quick?
Off panel: i haven't written hamlet yet t-rex, HELLO
T-Rex: Oh man! I'd better pull on a sweater and turn up the thermostat!
T-Rex: BECAUSE IT'S SUDDENLY REAL EXCUSEY IN HERE
