Narrator: T-REX IS SITTING FOR HIS OFFICIAL PORTAIT:
T-Rex: Paint faster, artists! I don't know if I can hold this awesome pose forever!!

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Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: It's gonna be SUCH an amazing painting, Dromiceiomimus! I realized the other day that I am a dude with some disposable income, and I could COMMISSION PAINTERS to create works of art for me! So I'm having a portrait of myself done as if I am a king from olden times, and I'm going to hang it up in my house. And in the background? HORSES.
T-Rex: Ultra classy 2000!

Utahraptor: It is a pretty terrific use of money!
T-Rex: Thank you!!

Utahraptor: It's way better than spending it on making the world a better place -
T-Rex: - my painting will make my house, A PART OF THE WORLD, a better place -
Utahraptor: - such as by sending aid to countries where many cannot afford food or even basic sanitation.

Narrator: UTAHRAPTOR: TECHNICALLY CORRECT, BUT BEING A DICK ABOUT IT
T-Rex: Oh my gosh! Utahraptor!! Can you read these words floating in the sky?
T-Rex: Please say yes because they're TOTALLY on my side for once