God: YOU KNOW T-REX IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERSON TO DEMAND A NEW GENDER-FREE SINGULAR PRONOUN
T-Rex: Thanks!

God: AND END UP ON "BITCHES"
T-Rex: Thanks!!

God: NO SEE I WAS USING "SPECIAL" IN A DEROGATORY SENSE
T-Rex: And you're using "derogatory" in a complimentary sense?
God: WHAT NO
God: YOU'RE A HARD PERSON TO PUT DOWN T-REX
T-Rex: I know, right?
T-Rex: I THINK it's on account of how I only hear what I want to! It's a new thing! Just started it.

Utahraptor: T-Rex, you are smart and handsome and awesome and rad!
T-Rex: Yes, go on?

Utahraptor: And I think you are really great, just - just super boss, ultimate amazing.
T-Rex: Wow, it's great how your mouth movements match your words! I wish I could take the credit for that.
Utahraptor: Do it, dude!!

T-Rex: 〚stops daydreaming〛
T-Rex: Huh!
T-Rex: There's PROBABLY a downside to this that I'm not seeing?

November 11th, 2011: NEW DINOSAUR COMICS BOOK! Dinosaur Comics: Everybody Knows Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down.

There's a very limited number of these that can be signed and sketched in by me, so if that sounds like the kind of thing you'd say "wow that is a good idea!" you should get on that quick! The last day this option is available is... TODAY.

The book features a year's worth of comics, awesome new indices including an n-gram analysis I ran, AND an introduction by Andrew Hussie, whose long-standing interest in me is well-documented. You can also get this and the other DC book in a two-pack full of savings! THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN; IT'S - IT'S PRETTY OKAY

One year ago today: i kinda admire the naming strategy Daguerro used with his daguerreotype. From now on, these are not Dinosaur Comics. Call them: Northotype Multi-graphetric Jokeotropes.

– Ryan