T-Rex: QUANTUM EROTICA is gay and straight and lesbian and other ALL AT THE SAME TIME, and it only collapses into a single sexuality upon being observed by a reader! It's great and I invented it and guess what?

T-Rex: IT'S QUANTUM EROTICA O'CLOCK

T-Rex: Casey and Riley were alone at last. "Finally," breathed Riley into Casey's ear. "I've been wanting sex times all day." They kissed. While kissing, Casey's arms wrapped around Riley, found a very enticing bottom, and gave it a squeeze.
Dromiceiomimus: Whoah! Smooth move, Casey!!
T-Rex: I know! Casey is good at squeezing bums; that's pretty much canon

Utahraptor: Okay, but no way can you describe the sex itself! Different body parts come into play.
T-Rex: NOT A PROBLEM.

T-Rex: Casey moaned as Riley moved -
Utahraptor: OKAY OKAY YOU WIN THANKS I'M GOOD FOR EROTICA YOU CAN STOP NOW
T-Rex: It's great! Since everyone uses euphemisms around sex, I can talk about sex really explicitly using euphemisms!!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: "Casey and Riley sat in front of each other and showed off their naughty bits!"
T-Rex: hah hah hah
T-Rex: oh man
T-Rex: how embarrassing

October 28th, 2011: Odds are there's someone in my audience named Casey who is friends with Riley, and someone named Riley who pals around with Casey. I MADE THIS COMIC FOR YOU TWO; I HOPE THINGS AREN'T "AWKWARD"

Here is a pumpkin Jeff made for Hallowe'en!

And here is a program Adam made that combines Twitter and Flickr and keywords to make POETRY, in this case, about this here comic!

And here are some words for sale!

One year ago today: don't *I*??

– Ryan