T-Rex: QUANTUM EROTICA is gay and straight and lesbian and other ALL AT THE SAME TIME, and it only collapses into a single sexuality upon being observed by a reader! It's great and I invented it and guess what?
T-Rex: IT'S QUANTUM EROTICA O'CLOCK
T-Rex: Casey and Riley were alone at last. "Finally," breathed Riley into Casey's ear. "I've been wanting sex times all day." They kissed. While kissing, Casey's arms wrapped around Riley, found a very enticing bottom, and gave it a squeeze.
Dromiceiomimus: Whoah! Smooth move, Casey!!
T-Rex: I know! Casey is good at squeezing bums; that's pretty much canon
Utahraptor: Okay, but no way can you describe the sex itself! Different body parts come into play.
T-Rex: NOT A PROBLEM.
T-Rex: Casey moaned as Riley moved -
Utahraptor: OKAY OKAY YOU WIN THANKS I'M GOOD FOR EROTICA YOU CAN STOP NOW
T-Rex: It's great! Since everyone uses euphemisms around sex, I can talk about sex really explicitly using euphemisms!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: "Casey and Riley sat in front of each other and showed off their naughty bits!"
T-Rex: hah hah hah
T-Rex: oh man
T-Rex: how embarrassing