T-Rex: Sure, it's great to be conscious and be able to envision ourselves and imagine possible futures and make decisions and all that.
T-Rex: Consciousness: pretty okay!

T-Rex: But I alone dare to ask: what's next?

T-Rex: What does SUPERconsciousness look like, you guys? Or, if I am looking to get beat up, what features do you see milestoned for Consciousness 2.0?
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, are you looking to get beat up?
T-Rex: With that sentence, yes.
T-Rex: There is no denying it

Utahraptor: Well I think memory could totally use some improvement!
T-Rex: Explain!

Utahraptor: It's unreliable, but we rely on it both to make decisions and predict the future. A more accurate memory could give better-informed outcomes of both. Heck, a SHARED memory would be incredibly powerful! I'd like that.
T-Rex: But then you'd know my secrets!
Utahraptor: And you'd know mine!

T-Rex: Utahraptor that's all well and good but I've got some secrets that I can't really see myself sharing! For example, and I never thought I'd ever tell anyone this, but, well, this one time -
T-Rex: ... I'm PRETTY SURE I figured out a way to have sex when it's JUST YOU

September 30th, 2011: Sometimes you want to leave your friends a note, but you know they'll take it way more seriously if it comes from the mouth of T-Rex! Sometimes instead of writing a note to your friends, you're writing it to yourself, but with the exact same expectation of T-Rex authority! And SOMETIMES, you want to stick these notes on things using a technology invented by Art Fry!

Okay listen I don't want to oversell this, but here we go:

THIS PRODUCT CAN TOTALLY MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

And then sometimes you stop to think about it, and you realize we're all taking a heck of a lot of risks, right? We're all living right on the edge. And you need to tell people! Have I got an apron for YOU and YOURS, my friend:

All this and more in the just-updated shoppe!

One year ago today: three friends to replace a single you is all I'LL need, utahraptor!

– Ryan