Narrator: DINOSAUR COMICS PRESENTS: "DEGREES OF INFORMATION"
Narrator: FIRST HAND:
T-Rex: I ate a sandwich the size of my head!

Narrator: SECOND HAND:
T-Rex: I heard that guy ate a sandwich the size of this head!

Narrator: THIRD HAND:
T-Rex: I heard some guy heard that some OTHER guy ate a sandwich the size of THIRTEEN HEADS!
Dromiceiomimus: Which guy?
T-Rex: I don't know!
T-Rex: Some jerk, probably

Narrator: FIRST HAND REFLEXIVE:
T-Rex: I saw a guy eat a sandwich the size of his head - in a mirror!
Utahraptor: It was you.
T-Rex: NICE!!

Narrator: MAXIMUM-POSSIBLE HAND:
T-Rex: I was literally the last person in the universe to find out that some guy ate a sandwich the size of his head!! And the guy who told me was the second-last to find out, and so on inductively!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Life's funny sometimes, Utahraptor

Narrator: ZEROTH HAND:
T-Rex: Be not afraid, for I am pure information given form, as perfect, raw and freebased truth. Gaze upon me and you gaze upon the face of fact.
T-Rex: Okay so that guy totally ate a sandwich the size of his head!!