T-Rex: As the creator of the universe's most ambitious and inclusive storytelling project, "Antonio Tony Toots The Bed"*, I feel... PRETTY GREAT, ACTUALLY.
Footnote: *See last issue! -Ryan
T-Rex: My sole regret is that my own autobiography will be reduced to mere Antonio fan fiction!
T-Rex: But it's not REALLY a regret, because one day the greatest person of my generation may write THEIR autobiography, and that'll be Antonio fanfic too. It's a pretty big compliment.
Dromiceiomimus: Our generation's greatest TERRIBLE RACIST may do the same thing though.
T-Rex: Frig! I hadn't thought of that!
Utahraptor: Yeah, there's ALL SORTS of vile, reprehensible books incorporated into your project now.
T-Rex: Daaaang!
T-Rex: Well, I suppose there's nothing wrong with being inclusive, right? After all, when you incorporate the entire universe's literary output into your book, you're bound to get a few crazy things popping up.
Utahraptor: Every YouTube comment ever written is part of your project too.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: No woman will ever love me
