Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS today's technique DELETED AFFAIR
T-Rex: A deleted affair is when an old relationship is suddenly referred to in the story! Like when Utahraptor and I -
T-Rex: - NEVERMIND
T-Rex: It's MORE like when you read Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo's all into Juliet, but then you read Romeo/Juliet II and it turns out Romeo previously had a relationship with Juliet's smokin' hot sister Rachel who nobody ever mentioned until now, and we're all like, "What? Whaaaaat??"
Dromiceiomimus: "I didn't even know this play existed, whaaaaat?"
T-Rex: "Maybe I'm moving between parallel universes and this is the difference between them, whaat?"
Utahraptor: "In this universe, Shakespeare only wrote R+J sequels, whaaaat?"
T-Rex: "I sure hope some of them are good, whaaaaaaaat?"
T-Rex: "In this sequel Romeo is a vacuum cleaner and Juliet is another vacuum cleaner, wait this is just an ad for vacuum cleaners, whaaaat?"
Utahraptor: "In this one, Romeo's death somehow CATAPAULTED HIM THROUGH TIME to our present day, where he works as an engineer. He's pretty good at his job. WHAAAAAT??"
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: Shakespeare, we need more sequels! You've got to come back with me!
Off panel: back where
T-Rex: Back... TO THE FUTURE!
T-Rex: You'd get that reference if you came back with me to the future, Shakespeare!!