T-Rex: Oh my gosh I just found out about a political form that beats democracies AND pornocracies combined! It's the best. THE BEST.
T-Rex: You guys! Let's ALL move to a -
God: A PUPPET STATE IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS T-REX
T-Rex: Well crap
Narrator: THE END
T-Rex: Utahraptor, do you - do you ever get sad?
Utahraptor: I do! Do you, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Yeah, whenever I imagine a world so much better than ours, yet so clearly impossible! Reality doesn't measure up.
Utahraptor: Well, we invented planes, we can chat up Australians from almost anywhere, AND we've chilled out on the moon. Maybe your impossible world won't be impossible someday!
T-Rex: Yeah, but how far away are the things I want? 10 years? 50?? How long can I expect to live?
T-Rex: Listen, if sentient puppet kings and portals that work everywhere and not JUST on special walls are on the coming-soon list, I may be willing to cut out SOME red meat!
