T-Rex: I am T-Rex...
T-Rex: ...and this is my creation myth!
T-Rex: Once upon a time there were a bunch of dudes but none of them were me, T-Rex. Then one guy who was really great said "I will create a dude who is even greater than I am" and everyone else said "No way, that'd be awesome" and he said "Should I do it? I'm gonna do it. ...Should I do it?" and then he did and the result was me, T-Rex!
Utahraptor: You finally came up with your personal creation myth, huh?
T-Rex: Sure did!
Utahraptor: It's not bad, except for the fact that the story is really about the other guy who made you. He sounds neat! You keep stressing you're more awesome, but I'm still big into knowing what this other guy's deal was.
T-Rex: He's nobody! I'm better! It says so right in the title:
T-Rex: "How T-Rex, The Best Guy Ever, Got Invented; Also He's Handsome"!
T-Rex: Subtitled "Are You Doing Anything Tonight? Me, Oh, I'm Just Writing Fanfiction About Myself So, Um, I'm Pretty Much Free"
T-Rex: *sigh*
