T-Rex: The Devil, come quick!!
Devil: GREETINGS T-REX WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM
T-Rex: Nothing, just making sure you're there!!
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Devil: T-REX SOME PEOPLE SPEND THEIR ENTIRE LIVES GRAPPLING WITH A DEVIL THEY CAN'T SEE BUT WHOSE INFLUENCE THEY PERCEIVE
Devil: YOU ARE SPENDING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE PLAYING THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF
Devil: ON XBOX
T-Rex: I'm not!
Devil: YES YOU ARE AND I BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING FOR 100% COMPLETION
Utahraptor: You're not what?
T-Rex: Playing "the boy who cried wolf" with The Devil!
Devil: THE CRY WOLF KEY
Devil: IT'S JUST ABOUT WORN OFF
T-Rex: This is just because I kinda bothered him for no reason.
Utahraptor: Ah.
Devil: YOU'VE UNCOVERED LEVELS THAT BY ALL RIGHTS SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE
Devil: THE PROGRAMMERS OF THE GAME WATCH IN HORROR AS YOU UNLOCK ACHIEVEMENTS THAT NONE OF THEM PROGRAMMED IN
Devil: YOUR ENDLESS PLAYING HAS PROVOKED THE FIRST REAL STIRRINGS OF ELECTRONIC INTELLIGENCE INTO BEING
Devil: HORRIBLY MALFORMED LETTERS COALESCE ON THE SCREEN AS IF THROUGH GREAT EFFORT
Devil: THEY READ
Devil: "I GOT SHIT TO DO T-REX"
Devil: "WHAT THE HELL"