T-Rex: "Antonio Tony and Amelia wake up in a world where suddenly everyone has gone blind - EXCEPT FOR THEM. Antonio and Amelia turn to each other and whisper 'Oh sheesh, everyone has gone blind except for us!' so now we know what's going on."

T-Rex: "They go outside and see a lot of folks bumping into things!"

T-Rex: "They're not sure what they can do. They've heard that in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king, but neither really wants to be a king, and that's mainly because they're both characters I use in sex stories mostly. Antonio whispers 'This is one problem we can't solve by having sex with each other!', but it's too late because they're having sex with each other now. They eventually agree: it's as erotic as possible under the circumstances."

Utahraptor: Wow, that was a really interesting premise you had for a moment there!
T-Rex: I know, and SOMEWHERE, it all went wrong!

T-Rex: But you know what they say: the best characters write themselves, and as an ARTISTE, I can't control that.
Utahraptor: Maybe it's time to get some new characters? Give Antonio Tony a rest, you know?
T-Rex: Okay - I'll try!! I'LL TRY AS HARD AS I'VE EVER T-

T-Rex's back: *pop*
T-Rex: Oh crap!
T-Rex: Utahraptor I still think I have that hospitals problem