T-Rex: I am going to write an amazing play, and it will be hilarious and beautiful and meaningful and have depths that will keep critics writing for generations, and it will make me famous and rich.

T-Rex: Looks like this morning just got a friggin' GOALSET, baby!

Narrator: SOON:
Dromiceiomimus: How's the play going so far, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Good! So far I've got over FOU- over THREE characters, and I've got a conflict too! The characters want to go to the ice cream store but one of them is like, "Oh hey, I feel like I've had enough ice cream."

Utahraptor: You can never have enough ice cream!!
T-Rex: Exactly!

T-Rex: That's what the other characters say to the first character. Then they get into a fight. The fight spreads, and before long the audience is drawn into it too!
Utahraptor: Audience participation?
T-Rex: They get punched by actors, so: yes.

Narrator: SOON: THE PLAY IS NOT HILARIOUS OR BEAUTIFUL OR MEANINGFUL AND IT DOESN'T HAVE DEPTHS OR MAKE T-REX RICH BUT IT DOES HAVE AUDIENCE PUNCHING
T-Rex: And after, lawsuits!!
Narrator: AND AFTER, LAWSUITS