T-Rex: We don't have all of Shakespeare's plays. Turns out, we TOTALLY LOST some of the work of the greatest playwright in the English language ever!
T-Rex: Whoops! Butterfingers!
T-Rex: So yeah, if you're wondering what happened in "The History of Cardenio" then KEEP WONDERING, because none of us kept a copy around. When we were done watching the play we all said "Neat" and then forgot about it forever. When the actors were done they all said "Cool" and then threw their copies in the garbage. And then they died years later and their last words were "Forsooth! Nobody ever asked me to recite my part of Cardenio from memory, OH SNAPS."
T-Rex: PERSONALLY, I think the problem is the title.
Utahraptor: You don't like history?
T-Rex: The play sounds like a lecture! If he'd called his play "Check Out Time... at Hotel Erotical!" or "Good Grieffe, More Robot Suits" then MAYBE people would've kept the play around.
Utahraptor: I don't -
T-Rex: Oh! "Teens! Teeens!! Teeeens!!!" is objectively better too.
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: Shakespeare, how about you call your play "Space Quest ]|["?
Off panel: um zero of my characters are questing for space t-rex
T-Rex: Dude!
T-Rex: WE CAN FIX THAT.
