Narrator: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT STAR TREK
T-Rex: Three facts are all you need, and you'll be able to bluff your way through every conversation!
T-Rex: But you'll ESPECIALLY be able to bluff your way through Star Trek related conversations!
T-Rex: Okay, fact one: Geordi is an extremely competent but underrated character, fact two: the movies focus too heavily on attacks on Earth and not enough on exploration, and fact three: you can make up your favourite episode and it's been done. Just say "Ah yes, my favourite episode is the one where they" and then pick a premise. Get turned into children? Chop off a head and sent it back in time? Hung out with aliens who were actually NOT REALLY ALIENS??
Utahraptor: Okay, so how many times on Star Trek have they gone back in time?
T-Rex: Depends on what you mean!
T-Rex: Are we including the movies - movies which, I MIGHT ADD, focus too heavily on attacks on Earth?
Utahraptor: Sure.
T-Rex: Well! I suppose THAT depends on whether or not we're including episodes featuring that competent Geordi fellow.
Narrator: NEXT TIME ON DINOSAUR COMICS: HOW TO BLUFF YOUR WAY THROUGH EVERY STAR WARS RELATED CONVERSATION
T-Rex: Um... "George Lucas ruined everything?"
Off panel: OH MY GOD!
Off panel: I KNOW
