T-Rex: I had a really good time on the swimming trip you planned!

Narrator: "THANKS FOR TAKING ME SWIMMING"
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T-Rex: Normally when we get together we all see a movie or something, but it was a great idea to go swimming. I had a great time, and I'm sure we all enjoyed the decadence of swimming in an indoor pool when it's still chilly outside. Let's do it again sometime! Thank you for setting this up.
Narrator: THE END

T-Rex: Okay, listen, I kinda walked in on you while changing and I saw your naked crotch.
Utahraptor: But it was an accident!

Narrator: "I SAW YOUR NAKED CROTCH, BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT"
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T-Rex: I don't want to comment on whether or not it was a nice naked crotch! It was fine. I only looked out of some weird instinct. I think we've all got it.
T-Rex: Anyway I felt bad, so here's a card.
Narrator: THE END