T-Rex: Am I ever prepared for a mid-life crisis! I'm seriously ready.
T-Rex: BRING. IT. ON!
Dromiceiomimus: But what makes you think you're so prepared?
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I'm awesome! If I wake up one morning and think "What have I ever done with my life, have I ever really accomplished anything, OH GOD", then that thought will be followed by "Wait I forgot how awesome I am! NEVERMIND."
Dromiceiomimus: What if that second thought doesn't come though?
T-Rex: Impossible! A mid-life crisis is a crisis of confidence, and if there's one thing I've got, it's confidence!
Utahraptor: Really?
T-Rex: YES. Confidence in who I am, what I've done and where I'm going. And if there's two things I've got, it's confidence AND a bunch of burgers to eat when I get home! So do you wanna come over and eat burgers tonight or what, Utahraptor?
Utahraptor: Sure!
T-Rex: Excellent!
T-Rex: If there's THREE things I've got, it's confidence, burgers, and the mantra that "As bad as today gets, soon my stomach will be brimming with beef."
