T-Rex: Ssh! Come closer!
T-Rex: I know yet more secrets!
T-Rex: Yet more SECRETS of the MEDICAL PROFESSION!
T-Rex: Okay, so let's say you're a dude or lady who often is called upon to perform CPR on someone in cardiac arrest. Nice. YOU'RE A HANDY PERSON TO HAVE AROUND. When performing CPR, you're aiming for 100 chest compressions per minute, but this is an awkward rate to hit. HOWEVER, if you hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust", you'll be fine! The song is simple, catchy, memorable, AND has a steady beat that runs, as it turns out, at exactly 100 beats a minute.
Utahraptor: So the professional performing CPR on me is thinking "Bum bum bum / Another one bites the dust"?
T-Rex: Quite possibly!
T-Rex: And if I ever need to perform CPR on you, you can bet I'LL be belting it out at the top of my lungs.
Utahraptor: T-Thanks?
T-Rex: No worries, man! I've got your back. Listen. It'll be a great show.
T-Rex: Although, I MIGHT change the lyrics to "Hey there guys / You know what would be great? / If this guy / would cardiopulmonarily resuscitate"
T-Rex: We share the laughter AND the tears, Utahraptor.
