T-Rex: Guess who's two hundred years old today? Charles Darwin!
T-Rex: He invented evolution.
God: T-REX
T-Rex: What?
Dromiceiomimus: Darwin didn't invent evolution, he described it! It existed before he came along. And he's not two hundred years old today, T-Rex! His birthday was two hundred years ago, but he's dead.
T-Rex: Today is the day Darwin's remains turn two hundred years old!
Utahraptor: But most of them are probably long decayed!
T-Rex: FINE.
T-Rex: Today is the day the raw material in Darwin's body, WHICH HAS SINCE PASSED BACK INTO THE EARTH AND LIKELY BEEN REINCORPORATED INTO MANY LIFE FORMS SINCE, is two hundred years old!
Utahraptor: But this material existed before Darwin did.
T-Rex: ARGH
Narrator: IN CONCLUSION, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
