T-Rex: Okay so we've all evolved from lesser beings and in order to continue the species, we have a genetic imperative to reproduce!
T-Rex: And this is PROBABLY why sexin' is fun times!
T-Rex: And I'm told that when you hold your newborn child in your arms for the first time, this is a transcendental and joyous life-changing event. Sure, fine! I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU. But why are these pleasures just related to reproduction? Why can't I have the joy of having a child without actually HAVING to have the child?
T-Rex: It's my understanding that children are really expensive, you guys!!
Utahraptor: I don't see what kind of shortcut you're going for here!
T-Rex: Genetic engineering! It's SO EASY.
T-Rex: Let's just replace the biological imperative to reproduce! Let's give ourselves the same joy and wonder from an egg sammich as we get from first holding our child in our arms! Let's make gum as deeply fulfilling as watching your child graduate top of the class, Dean's list, summa cum laude. Bubblegum flavour.
Off panel: So your ideal future's one where everyone's weeping for joy over their Whoppers with Cheese, and nobody's having sex?
T-Rex: Who said anything about not having sex? The whole point is you can do both at the same time!
T-Rex: "Boo hoo this is so tasty boo hoo hoo I'm also enjoying this sex as well"?