T-Rex: You know what I don't like?
God: WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE
T-Rex: Star Trek!
T-Rex: Only one part of it though!!
T-Rex: I don't like when they encounter something amazing in Engineering or wherever and call up to the bridge and say "Captain, you'd better get down here." Explain what it is! THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE DO. I don't call up my friends and say, "Utahraptor, you'd better get down here." and he says "Why?" and I say "Oh Utahraptor, if only we had descriptive language; if only I could describe something using my words. But you know as well as I that I can only point and say, lookit."
Utahraptor: So don't watch those parts of Star Trek!
T-Rex: I try, but it's everywhere! Even not on Star Trek!
T-Rex: The news always says, "Up next: what's in your bathroom that may be trying to kill you!" and then go to commercials. This is psychopathic. I'm the Captain and they don't even want me in Engineering! They want me on the couch for the next three minutes of ads.
Utahraptor: That IS one way of looking at it!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: Tonight at 11: what you're eating that could be taking TWENTY YEARS off your life!!
T-Rex: I'M THE CAPTAIN
