T-Rex: Guess who had their first nightmare EVER last night? If you guessed me, then HELLS YES that was the correct guess!
Narrator: T-REX'S FIRST NIGHTMARE
T-Rex: A bunch of us were hanging out in a house, some went outside, and then a nuclear bomb was dropped in the distance and we could see a mushroom cloud in the sky. I ran to the door to close it and pressed up against it as the windows in the house blew inward and radioactive dust covered us all. THEN, after it was quiet and we ventured outside, I ran into my friends who survived, but we all agreed we'd had too much radiation and wouldn't make it. It was really realistic!
Utahraptor: Sounds like a pretty standard nightmare, my friend!
T-Rex: I know! I was stoked!
T-Rex: But then these - stupid atomic zombies showed up? And they started zapping us with cheap-ass lightning bolts coming out of their eyes? It was super dumb, Utahraptor. It was that cheap 60s lightning where they just draw it directly on the film.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: Zombies don't even have lightning powers!
T-Rex: The REAL nightmare was how poorly my subconscious understands zombies!
Off panel: Also the atomic bomb being dropped on you.
T-Rex: That as well.
