T-Rex: To convert to Islam, all you have to do is say a few words, called the "Shahadah". And then, hey presto, you're a Muslim!

T-Rex: THIS KNOWLEDGE MAKES ME FEEL CRAZY.

T-Rex: A new religion is just a few words away! Dromiceiomimus! I feel the same craziness I would feel if I discovered that, I don't know - I could change my GENDER by just reciting a sentence or so. Crazy with POWER!
Dromiceiomimus: Well, T-Rex, the whole point is that you say these words with conviction and understanding and honestly accept their meaning. It's not like -
T-Rex: I know, I know. IT'S NOT LIKE SUMMONING BEETLEJUICE.

T-Rex: And yet, I still feel like I've discovered the ability to summon Beetlejuice!
Utahraptor: You're really into this, eh?

T-Rex: Yeah! It blows my mind that there's a phrase you have to say. There's TESTS to become Jewish, and you can be Buddhist just by saying so. But Islam is right in the middle! No tests, just a magic phrase!
Utahraptor: I'm not sure you're the best person to have this knowledge, T-Rex! Also, don't call it a "magic phrase".

Narrator: THAT EVENING:
T-Rex: Excuse me! Uh, do Muslims have to pay sales taxes here?
Off panel: ...Yes?
T-Rex: What about people who hear God tell them to "lose a few pounds, chubbs"?
Off panel: Um, especially them?