Devil: GREETINGS T-REX ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE NEWEST ENTRY IN THE POPULAR YET CONTROVERSIAL "GRAND THEFT AUTO" SERIES OF VIDEO GAMES
T-Rex: Yes!
Devil: GUESS WHAT
Devil: I MADE IT
T-Rex: Oh no you didn't!
T-Rex: We don't need people hearing that the DEVIL HIMSELF is now claiming credit for GTA IV. Oh my goodness, that's just what "video game watchdogs" want. They're just realizing it now as I'm saying this, but in their heart of hearts they want the Devil to stand up and claim credit for GTA IV. I'm not letting you do that!!
Devil: BUT I ASSURE YOU
Devil: IT REMAINS SOME OF MY FINEST WORK
T-Rex: Baloney! You don't even have a console that can run it.
Utahraptor: Huh?
Devil: PROBABLY I CAN BORROW ONE
T-Rex: The Devil is claiming credit for GTA IV. He wants to undermine the entire gaming industry.
Utahraptor: That's kinda evil, isn't it? I thought he was, you know, more Aspergers than adversary.
Devil: I GUESS I PARTICULARLY ENJOYED PROGRAMMING ALL THE MURDER SIMULATOR PARTS
T-Rex: This stops here! Admit you had nothing to do with GTAIV, The Devil!
Devil: FINE
T-Rex: Now admit that you had everything to do with people saying "utilize" when they could just say "use".
Devil: MMM
Devil: NEVER