Narrator: HI! HERE'S SOME THINGS THAT COULD GO WRONG TODAY!

Narrator: UNCONTROLLED WILDFIRES
T-Rex: I don't live near trees!
Narrator: THEY'LL FIND YOU

Narrator: THE AIR SURROUNDING YOU IS THERE DUE TO THE COMPLEX AND RANDOM MOTION OF GAS MOLECULES. IT'S POSSIBLE THAT EACH AND EVERY MOLECULE COULD HAPPEN TO BOUNCE AWAY FROM YOU AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT, LEAVING YOU ASPHYXIATING TO DEATH IN A COMPLETE VACUUM.
T-Rex: That's ASTRONOMICALLY unlikely!
Narrator: IT COULD STILL HAPPEN

Narrator: OR AN ENEMY COULD BE POISONING YOU TO DEATH, A LITTLE EACH DAY.
T-Rex: Man! My enemies SUCK.
Utahraptor: Oh my God, mine do too!

Narrator: TINY BLACK HOLES COULD BURROW INTO YOUR BODIES, EATING YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: If they ended up inside our stomachs, we could eat anything we want and not get fatter!!
Narrator: LISTEN
Narrator: THAT'S NOT HOW THEY WORK

Narrator: OR EVERY ATOM IN YOUR BODY COULD LOSE ITS COHESION AND YOU COULD EXPLODE.
T-Rex: Frig! I think I missed my bus!
Narrator: SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU
Narrator: TODAY, MAN: NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS