T-Rex: I've never worked retail! How bad could it be?
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: THIS JOB IS KILLING ME AND I CAN FEEL IT
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: It's terrible, Dromiceiomimus! Every customer is either rude or bland and my coworkers are all spiritually beaten down and when I look at them I know that soon I will be spiritually broken too! And the worst part, the WORST part is that weekends suck because I know work starts up again on Monday! I hate Mondays now!!
T-Rex: I HAVE BECOME GARFIELD
Utahraptor: Aw, come on, it's not that bad!
T-Rex: Utahraptor!
T-Rex: It totally is!!
T-Rex: And it's boring, too! It's so boring it literally steals my life force. I'm not even misusing "literally" there. I have a life force and it's precious and then I go in and then when I come out I have less of it. Hot crackers. You know what I do to pass the time?
Utahraptor: What?
T-Rex: I stare at the MANNEQUINS.
Narrator: AT THE STORE:
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 It's always a cold day in mannequin land, I guess
