T-Rex: Natural gas in its natural state is colourless and odourless, right. But when it's sold, we add a distinctively smelly chemical to it, so that gas leaks can easily be detected!
T-Rex: This provides an opportunity for AMPLE PRANKS of HILARITY.
T-Rex: All I have to do is find out what that odorant is, get some myself, and spread it around someplace! People will think that there's a gas leak when REALLY, all there will be is... um -
Dromiceiomimus: Tertiary-butyl mercaptan.
T-Rex: Tertiary-butyl mercaptan!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, this is a very terrible idea.
T-Rex: See, I thought it was too, but then I thought, maybe it's not?
Utahraptor: Nope, it's terrible. Why not forget about t-butyl mercaptan and instead get your hands on some cadaverine and putrescine, which are the organic compounds responsible for how a corpse smells? It's a much more hilarious joke!
T-Rex: Daaaamn! That IS a much more hilarious joke!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: It smells like gas and corpses in here.
T-Rex: Guys! That's me!
T-Rex: *I* did that!!
