T-Rex: I think it is time YET AGAIN to have a manliness competition!

T-Rex: For reals this time!

T-Rex: I'm so manly that whenever I sneeze I accidentally rip open my shirt, because all my muscles flex at once! Sometimes I rip open my SKIN.
Dromiceiomimus: That's gross and you should wear bigger shirts. I'm so manly that when I glance at pregnant women they become pregnant with MY child instead. My line of sight is SO MANLY that it impregnates already pregnant women. Just in case that wasn't clear.

Utahraptor: Man, Chuck Norris did it already!
T-Rex: Who?

Utahraptor: Chuck Norris! You can't tell me that you've been oblivious to the whole "Chuck never cries because he's THAT MANLY" thing. I KNOW you were on the internet 6 months ago.
T-Rex: But I've been having manliness competitions for years! I'm so manly that I punched a car up a hill and then it went all the way up the hill!!

T-Rex: It Was On The Local News.

August 7th, 2007: TCAF is coming up! That's the Toronto Comics Arts Festival, August 18th and 19th, and it is a great two-day celebration of comics right here in Toronto. There's a ton of great authors coming, AND it's free, AND I hope to see you there! It will seriously be fun times.

This Thursday my brother Victor is having an art show at Resistor Gallery in Toronto, and if you're in the city you should come! It is called "COOL BUT CRUDE" and Ninja Turtle fans will both appreciate the reference and not be disappointed.

One year ago today: we'll burn that bridge when we come to it

– Ryan