T-Rex: Maybe it's time for me to start... A NEW RELIGION!
God: MAYBE NOT
T-Rex: But maybe it is though!!

Narrator: T-REX AND HIS BRAND NEW RELIGION
Narrator: a comic about a talking dinosaur?

T-Rex: Okay so in this new religion you should be nice to each other because that's nice. And you can do whatever you want as long as there is informed consent between all parties involved. And everyone gets bikes. I will say that if you join my religion then you get a new bike.
Dromiceiomimus: How many religions have you started so far, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! THIS IS ONLY THE THIRD!

God: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STARTING A NEW RELIGION
T-Rex: And I can't believe how awesome it is!
Utahraptor: But T-Rex!

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Off panel: Um... but - uh, how can you afford that? Bikes aren't free.
T-Rex: What the hell, man?

July 27th, 2007: As your one-stop shoppe for all sinister cephalopod news, I feel compelled to link you to this article, titled "Invasion of the jumbo squid in Monterey Bay". It is subtitled "AGGRESSIVE - AND HUNGRY - CREATURES INCREASINGLY COMMON IN BAY". I tried to warn you all! I really did. ALSO apparently that site wants you to create an account so here's a similar no registration story, without the sweet subtitle, unfortunately.

Also Ontario kids look what I found!!

One year ago today: i am saving so many things for the judge

– Ryan