T-Rex: When I had my first crush on a girl, I believed that everyone else around me was CRAZY for not liking her.

T-Rex: It's true!

T-Rex: She was so clearly this perfect, amazing woman, and I was honestly so confused by the fact that she wasn't swarmed with suitors, that I tried to examine her critically, looking for flaws that I hadn't seen before.
Dromiceiomimus: Did you find any?
T-Rex: Nope! What I didn't realize was that people have different tastes.

T-Rex: She may be the perfect woman for me, but that doesn't mean she's perfect for everyone!
Utahraptor: So what happened?

T-Rex: Oh, well... I was shy. I didn't say anything to her, and then one time I gave her some fries at lunch. That's - that was pretty much the sum of our relationship.
Utahraptor: Aww!

Off panel: In some ways it's naive for you to think that everyone would like this woman, but in another way it's really romantic, you know? You thought she was, objectively, the best girl ever.
T-Rex: I wrote Star Trek fan fiction in which we saved the Enterprise and got married!