Narrator: the dinosaur comic players answer:
Narrator: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD THREE WISHES

T-Rex: Wow, three wishes!
T-Rex: Nothing wrong with that!

Dromiceiomimus: I think I'd wish that everyone would be happy forever!
T-Rex: But you know how wishes are, Dromiceiomimus - they always end up with IRONIC and UNEXPECTEDLY NEGATIVE consequences. It's the nature of the beast! We'd probably end up mindless but technically "happy".
Dromiceiomimus: I'd use my other two wishes as damage control, T-Rex.

Utahraptor: What would you do with your wishes?
T-Rex: You know what?

T-Rex: I think I'd just hold on to them. I'd like to go through life with that special knowledge that worse comes to worst, I could always wish for a problem to be solved.
Utahraptor: Wow! That's an unexpectedly mature response. I figured you'd wish for "happy women with steaks" or something!

T-Rex: Aw, MAN! Best wish ever?
〚T-Rex imagines a dialog〛
Off thought balloon: t-rex, these steaks are starting to make us sad.
Imaginary T-Rex: 〚holding a steak〛 not allowed, ladies!!

June 27th, 2007: Since I kinda did a comic about it, here is the latest update on the 'getting my fridge repaired' situation. If you're not interested in the Status of the Fridge of a Guy on the Internet, now would be a good place to stop reading! Okay SO the repair guy called and said he'd be by, then called JUST NOW to say that he was downstairs and ringing the doorbell. But the doorbell wasn't ringing. I verified the address and then went downstairs to meet him and he was gone! And he's not answering his cell phone either. POSSIBLE THEORIES:

• He was never there, but just a figment of my ice-cream starved mind.
• He WAS there, but quickly phased to an alternate universe and right now Alternate Ryan is getting his fridge fixed. Screw you, Alternate Ryan!
• He was at the wrong address, but the person there needed their fridge fixed too and took advantage of the situation. Screw you, opportunistic dude that fate likes better than me apparently!

MORE UPDATES AS THE SITUATION PROGRESSES

One year ago today: i peeked in high school

– Ryan