T-Rex: If it's your birthday you should get to do whatever you want!
T-Rex: That's right! I said it!!
Dromiceiomimus: Wait. So if it's the PRESIDENT'S birthday, she should get to do whatever she wants with NUCLEAR WEAPONS?
T-Rex: That's a good edge case, actually. Okay, if it's your birthday AND you don't have any power, you should be able to do whatever you want!
Utahraptor: Even MURDER STRANGERS? Which even powerless people can do??
T-Rex: Dang it, another good point!
T-Rex: Okay, if it's your birthday, and you don't have any power, you should be able to do whatever you reasonably can do WITHIN the confines of the law.
Utahraptor: That's all any of us can do any day though.
T-Rex: WELP.
T-Rex: Well, happy birthday to everyone without power who's forced to operate within the confines of the law for their entire lives!!
Off panel: Okay but like... when you put it like that I just wanna smash the state?
Off panel: And it's not even my BIRTHDAY
