T-Rex: I'm still reeling from the revelation that on average, everyone I've had sex with has had more sexual partners than me!

T-Rex: And worse, people used ACTUAL MATH to prove it??

T-Rex: Personally, I never sat around and thought "hey, you know what'd be fun? To use the arithmetic-geometric mean inequality and the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality to prove that T-Rex is less popular than his average friend" but SOMEONE did, and then they owned me SO HARD!
Dromiceiomimus: Sure, but it wasn't directed at you! It's directed at all of us.
T-Rex: But it hit ME!

T-Rex: And HE'S the guy I worry about the most!!
Utahraptor: Relax, bud!

Utahraptor: Sure, I know what more of the people we know look like naked than you do, and sure, I've had more fun with them than you have, sexually speaking of course, but uh... I really should've thought of an ending for this sentence before I started it.
T-Rex: *sigh*

Narrator: LATER: T-REX STOPS COMPARING HIMSELF TO OTHERS, AND IN SO DOING COMES ONE STEP CLOSER TO NIRVANA!
T-Rex: *sigh* (blissful)
Narrator: ALSO HE HAD SOME MORE SEXUAL PARTNERS TOO IN THE MEANTIME, WHICH WAS NICE