T-Rex: When you're born the government gives you a number for social insurance purposes and this number is always the same and never changes FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!

T-Rex: And I have yet to memorize this number, oh well!!

Dromiceiomimus: Seems like, of all the numbers in your life, this would be a pretty good one to memorize!
T-Rex: I know! I KNOW. But I can't do it! I've memorized my driver's license number BY ACCIDENT but I still cannot tell you my One Big Important Government Number.
T-Rex: Is it TRULY too late for me to change?

Utahraptor: It's never too late for you to change!
T-Rex: Oh! Okay.
T-Rex: Phew.

Utahraptor: But I've gotta assume you've already made all the NORMAL attempts at memorization -
T-Rex: Sure. Let's assume that.
Utahraptor: - but folks remember what they were doing when they get unexpected bad news. Maybe you could work with that?

Narrator: AND SO:
Off panel: T-Rex, there's - there's something you need to hear. You may want to sit down for this.
T-Rex: And YOU may want to WAIT until I can find my stupid social insurance number and start staring at it, THANKS!!