T-Rex: Shakespeare gets credited with inventing a bunch of new words, but like, he was a writer. He could've just been writing someone else's new words down.
T-Rex: And of course a WRITER'S words would get preserved!!
T-Rex: So MY Shakespeare authorship conspiracy theory isn't that someone ELSE wrote his plays (ridiculous!) or that he didn't even exist and was a pen name of a secret writing collective (COME ON), but instead, that he had a friend, whomst I will call "Carl", who was constantly making up words. Then he just used 'em!
Utahraptor: That's flabbertastically fantastulous!!
T-Rex: Nice!
T-Rex: I'm gonna steal that.
Utahraptor: To that I can only say: frattinga boinderlake!
T-Rex: I'm gonna steal THAT too.
Utahraptor: Grekinn pollrit??
T-Rex: ...Huh!
T-Rex: I'm gonna let THAT one boinderlake a little first
