T-Rex: Meat lovers have it pretty good. They can walk into any pizzeria in the world...
T-Rex: ...and get a pie made to their EXACT specifications!
T-Rex: Same with vegetarians! Their pizza preferences are catered to everywhere. Not bad, vegetarians!
Dromiceiomimus: Not to mention Chicagoans: they're just a single city, but they've made their preference for pizzas made with frankly deeper-than-average dishes known all OVER the place.
Utahraptor: How are we leaving Hawaiians out of this?!
T-Rex: I don't know!
T-Rex: For a tiny, isolated island in the Pacific, they've REALLY made their pizza tastes known.
Utahraptor: Plus they have FEWER people than Chicago, and yet their pizza is even MORE widely available! They've bent the whole world to their pizza preferences!
T-Rex and off panel: WE MUST PRAY THEY DO NOT BEND US FURTHER
