T-Rex: That thing you remember from your past? Well BUCKLE UP, babies...
T-Rex: ...because it's further in the past than it might feel!!
T-Rex: That's right! The stuff from your childhood, which might FEEL like it's not too far back because YOU remember it, is ACTUALLY moving deeper and deeper into the mists of time every day... AND THAT DISTANCE IS INCREASING LINEARLY!
Dromiceiomimus: No! It can't be possible!!
Utahraptor: But I remember a thing from my past as if it were yesterday, which seems like it should be safe...
Utahraptor: ...but NOW I'm realizing that all the yesterdays I recall are now even FURTHER into the past than they were when I last recalled them! No! NO!
Utahraptor: NOOOOOOO
Utahraptor: DAMN YOU, LINEAR TIME, WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED IT!!
T-Rex: Also, child actors are older now than how you remember too.
Off panel: Okay, yeah, OBVIOUSLY that one just follows from everything else
