God: T-REX NAME AN ANIMAL YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT T-Rex: Sea squirts! God: OKAY T-Rex: Wait - that's a real animal?!
T-Rex: I thought it was just my hilarious nickname for a sex thing!
God: THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE TADPOLES THAT HATCH FROM THEIR HERMAPHRODITIC PARENTS AND SWIM TILL THEY FIND A ROCK WHICH THEY ATTACH TO AND NEVER MOVE AGAIN T-Rex: Why is the sea so weird? God: THEN SINCE THEY'RE NOT MOVING ANYMORE THEY EAT THEIR OWN TAIL AND OTHER NOW USELESS BODY PARTS T-Rex: Why is the sea SO WEIRD? God: INCLUDING THEIR BRAIN
T-Rex: Okay I'll say this: WHY IS THE SEA A NIGHTMARE WITHOUT END? Utahraptor: Black swallowers?
T-Rex: No, brain auto-cannibalistic sea squirts. Black swallowers? Utahraptor: They've got a stretchy body to eat animals way bigger than themselves. When you said "nightmare without end" I thought you'd seen one. T-Rex: What do they look like? Utahraptor: I don't know if you- T-Rex: TELL ME.
Off panel: 〚a photo of a black swallower〛 〚T-Rex is crying black tears〛
What are the haps my friends
members of the attractive sex may be unable to resist you