T-Rex: Okay - time to go for a nice walk!

T-Rex: And maybe I'll stick my head in some shops along the way??

Narrator: LATER:
Dromiceiomimus: Hey, how's that walk going, T-Rex?
T-Rex: I realized it wasn't a walk at all! It was a shopping trip that I just did on foot. I pranked myself!
T-Rex: But now, Dromiceiomimus, I am going on a REAL walk. NO COMMERCE, baby!!

Narrator: BUT THEN:
T-Rex: Dang it, I got some food!
Utahraptor: What's up?

T-Rex: I'm trying to enjoy a nice walk but INSTEAD, I keep buying things! Have I ever ACTUALLY gone for a walk without buying ANYTHING?
Utahraptor: Only you can answer that.
T-Rex: Well, I'm starting now!!

Narrator: LATER, AT EVEREST BASE CAMP:
T-Rex: Wow, NOBODY here knows about the Everest Eliminator, the mysterious being secretly responsible for all so-called "mountaineering accidents" up on the peak??
Off panel: Who ARE you