T-Rex: I guess I've been pretty lucky to get this far without making any big, life-altering mistakes. I think the biggest mistake I ever made was mixing up some juice from concentrate that had a ladybug in it!
Narrator: MISTAKE COMICS
Dromiceiomimus: Eww! How did that ever happen?
T-Rex: I was experimenting with mixing juice with a blender, and I guess there was a ladybug in the blender? ALL I KNOW is that when the blender turned off and the smoke cleared, my hitherto delicious juice had clearly-identifiable ladybug pieces floating on top. I recall saying "Aw man! My JUICE!"
Utahraptor: So - did you drink the juice?
T-Rex: No! Of course not!
T-Rex: But that's not what I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about how one bad decision can totally change your life, you know? Lost limbs, broken friendships, unexpected pregnancies with someone you don't really like: stuff like that.
Utahraptor: I woulda thought you'd drink the juice.
God: I THINK WE'D ALL RATHER HEAR ABOUT THE BUG JUICE T-REX
T-Rex: FINE. It was the worst juice, everyone. It had guts in it!
God: HAH HAH HAH
God: EWWWWWWWW
